A little man from Newfoundland, was sitting in a Toronto pub at the bar when this huge, burly American guy walks in.
As he passes the little man, he hits him on the neck knocking him to the floor. The big, burly Yank says, “That’s a karate chop from Korea”. Well, the man gets back on his bar-stool and resumes drinking his beer.
The burly American then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he walks by the little man, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks him to the floor. “That’s a judo chop from Japan”, he says. The little man decides he’s had enough and leaves the pub.
A half hour later the little man comes back and sees the burly American sitting at the bar. He walks up behind him and smacks him on the head, knocking him right out.
The little Newfoundland man says to the bartender, “When he wakes up, b’y, tell en dat was a frickin’ crowbar from Canadian Tire!”